Just what has Alan Sloman been up to?
TGO Challenge 2011 – caption competition
10 Comments to “TGO Challenge 2011 – caption competition”
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Carrying a coffin across the moors probably looks a bit dodgy. Either that or drunk and disorderly 🙂
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Yes, Mr. Sloman, we understand that you want to carry that coffin up the hill. We just need to know what you’ve done with the cadaver… you won’t mind if we have a look at the contents of your pack, will you?
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ee’s been a very naughty boooooyy!
note the way Alan is protecting himself with his hands – does that WPC have a third leg?
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Alan felt strangely exited as the young policewoman prepared to take down his particulars.
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But officer, I only parked my coffin there for a moment!
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“Put the kettle on love, while I go and fire up the Quattro…”
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“So, you’re saying that the suspects are white, slim-built, 200ft tall with three arms…”
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You know very well Mr Sloman it’s an offence to be out in public with those “bandy” legs
Hmmm, a Redheaded policewoman with tiny feet, you didn’t get her number by any chance did ya?
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Sir, you’ll be fined 200 pounds for not complying to regulations. You should have been aware that fixed frame coffins are illegal in this part of the country.
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Policewoman: “So, what your saying is -” Yes, it’s a coffin but it’s for a cause not a body”. Why don’t you pull one of my three legs or two pony tails Sir?”
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